Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition

That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold

by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024

sword

1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust

2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword

3: (noun) A dick

1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.

2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.

3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.

by zombieman132 January 5, 2014

sword+fighting

Type your definition here...it+is+a+fight+between+two+penis+where+the+two+penis+slept+one+another

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...lets+play+sword+fighting

by raj789 November 15, 2018

samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.

:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.

by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018

sword

a blade with handle also thing that people use to murder others

i murdered fred with my sword

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019

pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew May 13, 2011