by raj789 November 15, 2018
Get the sword+fightingmug. Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018
Get the Magical cinnamon roll swordmug. Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
Get the Polish pork swordmug. A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
Get the Scandinavian Sword Fightmug. James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook
by Dapaperman May 6, 2022
Get the Sword fightmug. Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
Get the The pen is mightier than the swordmug. by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021
Get the swordmug.