Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Bring Mr feed

Asking someone to bring something known as Mr feed. Mr feed could be anything or anyone ranging from a pufferfish to shark. Mr feed isn't a person you know or and anyone your close to. Mr feed is just there.

Bring Mr feed, yut.

by Marlynn_the_frog December 27, 2023

Feeding the wildlife

Masturbation while inside a hammock or tent.

Doug was really feeding the wildlife.

by Crewdawg368 July 25, 2018

Smoke Feed

Fake Weed. Half of the time just grass or paper.

I bought some weed from my usual dealer but the little ass hole sold me smoke feed.

by Vinnie V. December 13, 2006

full feed

Full feed is the art of eating large amounts of food and drinking non-stop resulting in serious weight gain in short amount of time!

Man, Chelsea really went on full feed after freshman year!

Ryan, you sure you should eat that entire pizza?

Fuck You Ron!!! I'm on full feed!

You seen the pics of Stacy in a bikini? Yeah, that bitch on full feed.

by rummel17 February 04, 2017

feeding face

a mix of "Feeding" and "Going face", kinda similar vibes to overextending

"oh god he's feeding face, his whole army is gone"

by Jbelle July 22, 2024