The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
Get the Farmer's Wifemug. Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!
Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Farmersmug. 
When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.
by Danimontani February 3, 2023
Get the farmers tuxedomug. A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.
by LastMann December 5, 2010
Get the icon farmermug. A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.
by BadSadhu March 26, 2018
Get the Grant farmermug. this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 1, 2019
Get the david farmermug.