Anal teeth

When you have a relaxing poo... nearly finished, but you have to bite with your bumhole to snip that last bit of shit off

I was trying my best to complete the poo of the day, butt I should just chow down with my anal teeth to finish this shitoff

by Rrraaapp September 21, 2016

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Alt-truth

1st definition: The supporting of proven false information as factual regardless of evidence or reality.

2nd definition(slang): Delusional thinking, undeterred by fact, convinced that the lies of themselves or others are true.

3rd definition (group): Those who support such delusional or non-factual thinking.

The president of an unnamed country believes an alt-truth media outlet like InfoWars offers actual facts.

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the truth of the matter

A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.

Q: How did he win without the popular vote?

A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.

by Garden11 December 30, 2017

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Part Truth Promoter (PTP)

One who promotes their version of the Truth but it is only Part of the Truth and not the Whole Truth. They are a Part Truth Promoter (PTP).

Example: "Those who like to be against some SJWs are really a Part Truth Promoter (PTP)."

Example: "Part Truth Promoters (PTPs) are good at denying certain prejudices, ills, and vices. Those who bring these up are called Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) in their eyes"

by MrMum November 21, 2018

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