Masturbation. Explanation:
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
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Get the Taking my talents to South Beach mug.While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.
Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"
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Generally Irish expression with the implications:
1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.
2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.
2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".
2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
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Get the taking the piss mug.A talking tom is someone who has no original thoughts and just repeats everything you say right after you say it.
She is such a talking tom. Having a conversation with her is like talking into a digital voice recorder and hitting instant playback.
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Get the Shit-Talking mug.Don't jive talk me you bastard!
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
Get the jive talkin' mug.Saying something (usually mean) about someone, and when confronted straight up denying - and even saying the opposite of what you had said.
Shelby: OhhEMMMGEEE Helga is such a whore!
Anne: Really?!
***5 minutes later***
Anne: Shelby is Talking Shit about you
Helga: What?!
***10 minutes later***
Helga: So I'm a whore?
Shelby: What? Who said that? That is so mean! I can't believe anyone would call you that!
Anne: Really?!
***5 minutes later***
Anne: Shelby is Talking Shit about you
Helga: What?!
***10 minutes later***
Helga: So I'm a whore?
Shelby: What? Who said that? That is so mean! I can't believe anyone would call you that!
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