take the browns to the superbowl

Another word for taking a huge dump.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.

by Sypth September 26, 2006

Taker

One who is always taking from others, similar to a mooch or chiseler. In most cases takers aren't stealing, they are just taking advantage of the hospitality of others without reciprocating or saying thanks.

James: Kirk's a taker, he just took the last beer and now he's leaving.
Kirk: James is a chiseler, he's always trying to get something for nothing.

by Siwash Calypso January 15, 2008

Taker

Someone who always takes from other people and never gives back.

Jason always comes in my room to play FIFA, always loses, and never says thank you for letting him play. He is such a taker.

Jason always takes my chicken nuggets, that I took the time out to make. What a taker.

by DROGBA! March 3, 2009

takeaway

take-out food from a restaurant.

let's order some chinese takeaway.

by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007

take it to the rack

To drive with authority and finish violently right in the guy's grill. Can be used to describe any sport where a player drives toward a specific target ie. Basketball, Lacrosse, possibly Football.

You see Dip-low give that guy a nasty fake and drive that shit. He really knows how to take it to the rack.

by Dip-low April 27, 2007

Take A Greg

Lamens Term - Verb
Greg gr-egg (plural - gregs)

Very similar to taking a normal shit, a "greg" differs in the fact that it usually stretches one's ass to the limits of its abilities....rendering a turd with a thin layer of blood covering it. "Gregs" are extremely painful, & in some cases deadly.

I Have To Go Take A Greg. My Blood Type Is B+, Start Looking For Possible Matches.

by 546 Gator Medics October 8, 2008

Take a bus

Get lost (said to someone as if they cannot afford their own wheels, a cab, or limo.)

Eddie: Yo' sister has a dope set of hoochies.
Freddie: Take a bus, junior 'fore I bust a cap in yo' nasty ass !

or:

Eddie: I call shotgun!
Eddie: Take a bus, loser.

by 209 fo' evah July 7, 2010