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Spicy Turkey 

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.
Spicy Turkey by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Toxic Turkey 

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Toxic Turkey by AELIANA December 1, 2019

lil turkey cubes 

That’s all I’ve eaten today
I ate some lil turkey cubes.

Loose turkey 

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
Loose turkey by Lex looger December 20, 2019

Cooked Turkey 

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
Cooked Turkey by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020

Pilfered Turkey 

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent
No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!