[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

egged tire

To flatten your tire.

Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.

by Dejionbrowne September 11, 2021

Deing dog tired

When your so tired you sound like a deing dog

Your girl friend looks like my mum deing dog tired

by Alfie ray February 5, 2024

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Tired

When someone claims they are tired, because she is too tired to go to hot yoga.

We're right next to hot yoga, but she's tired and doesn't want to be touched by the dude who thinks he has special powers attained by studying in India one weekend.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017