Thomas

WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist

*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw

by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023

Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024

thomas

a slur

your such a thomas

by thyu October 12, 2023

thomas

big dick guy. huge ego and LOVES women. he loves to flirt and talk to girls and stays up all night on call with girls. he love fat rabbits and getting his dick wet. he is in love with a girl and can’t get over her no matter what he does. he is sad. he is a very caring person who will look after you.

a:have you heard about thomas
l: yeah his big dick is true but so is the big ego
a: at least he’s nice

by thedragon October 20, 2023

Thomas

Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.

Sincerely,

- E.T. <3

Man I hate that I never ended up with Thomas, we could’ve been great together

by _pcat_ October 28, 2023

Thomas

Thomas the train is a very short mf who is addicted to vapes and masturbation. He gets a lot of bitches (sadly on omegle as he is short irl)

Thomas is such a midget

by Not_Aleks November 3, 2023

Thomas

A cringe person who is very dislikable. He is prone to make things up about you that will get you in trouble. He is good at math but is average in every other subject. He is into strange men who are probably autistic and go by the name of Elliot Slusky. Thomas randomly smells bad and he is always doing strange things such as putting his hand in and touching weird things and places. He also is randomly seen exiting strange places.

Person 1: Did you see the kid that just randomly said that another kid didn't like someone because he was gay?
Person 2: Yes, he pulled a Thomas.

by Afghanistan(Gay ppl suck) November 6, 2023