Skoss

The word you call someome when they call you schizophrenic

'oi! You're schizophrenic you are"

"shut up you absolute skoss"

by Skoss master April 7, 2020

Swiss Virginity

masturbation

You know when you've kinda had sex bur you're still a virgin? That's Swiss Virginity.

by Colonelboardgames April 30, 2020

swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act

"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."

by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020

Swasspu

-Pronounced (Swahz-Pooh)-
Not to be confused with Badussy, Swasspu is that incredible odor combination of Sweat, Ass & Pussy that females got going on after the club. Not always detectable at a normal social distance, Swasspu is best recognized and enjoyed directly after your woman got done twerk’n for a hot minute or just completed a fairly rigorous work out routine.

Friend 1: Mayyyyyne! Let me tell ya! I got some good pussy last night mayne!

Friend 2: For real, for real!?

Friend 1: Dog! Nutted in less than a minute. Couldn’t help myself.

Friend 2: Cmon now, didn’t even last a minute.

Friend 1. Not even a minute! Mayyyyne she got that face down up and i get in there. Good pussy, I’ve had better BUT!

Friend 2: But what!?

Friend 1: That Swasspu mayne! You know me, I got a weakness for that funky funk, know what I’m saying? Ol girl was RIPE! And I was there pick’n way at that heavenly smelling fruit.

by RealTalk206 June 24, 2020

swass

a contraction of “swamp” and “ass”, in which someone has a hot and sweaty ass

Tom: It’s so hot!
Carl: I know i’m getting some serious swass

by blondebitchbabe July 4, 2020

sossie

someone in the 5sos fandom who is usually racist, invalidates other fans and forces people to accept apologies for things they were not affected by. usually love meemaw but hate sierra for some reason.

they keep telling me that i have to accept ...'s apology, they're such sossies

by ninxx July 8, 2020

swass

swamp ass

dude do you see the amount of swass Luke has right now?!

by swasshandler July 13, 2020