by slumdom December 3, 2018
Get the Brown Surprisemug. When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
Get the Toilette Surprisemug. When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.
by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015
Get the The Surprise Partymug. Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
by Your Eminence March 27, 2016
Get the cc surprisemug. Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...
by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010
Get the Bone Surprisemug. I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023
Get the Amish Surprisemug. When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
by Theredbullet May 25, 2017
Get the alex surprisemug.