Stewed

/stu-ed/

Verb

1. The act of being seduced and pegged by a close family member of the same gender, usually a brother and/or father.

Adjective

2. Word used to describe a young boy who is both incest and stuck in the closet at the same time.

1. Person A: Why has (name) been acting so weird recently.
Person B: Not sure, but I think he may have been stewed.

2. Person A: That boy is way to close to his family.
Person B: Ye, he's stewed.

by XxxgayxxX June 21, 2019

Team Stewie

1.) A team consisting of extremely hot asian girls, who are generally aged from twenties to late thirties. Team members must be physicaly in good shape as no overweight girls are allowed on Team Stewie. Members of Team Stewies' are typically hit on frequently by males who are looking for a trophy wife.

2.) A hot asian girl that you want to sleep with.

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that girl across the street?
Guy 2: Yeah, She was totally a Team Stewie.
Guy 3: Totally!

by MusicMobster January 26, 2011

kevin stewart

pimple poluted forehead no one likes the guy

hey want to invite kevin stewart to the party no he is super dumb

by fat black baby June 6, 2017

Jesse Stewart

Jesse 'THICC BOI CANADIAN MAN' Stewart is a very sexy man and could steal your girl or guy with just a lick of his maple syrup. He has meaty thicc calves that makes all boys and girls hard. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT AND ALL THE GIRLS MOTHERFUCKER.

Jesse Stewart is sexy man.

by Anonymous [767] August 24, 2020

Wee Jackie Stewart

To have particulary small eyes, or other bodily feature.

Ma bird was pure ragin at me cause a telt her she had Wee Jackie Stewart tits

by uncle rusty face December 13, 2008

Jon Stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.

"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."

by HeatherLovesCorddry December 28, 2005

Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

by drudad April 20, 2008