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Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.
Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"
by GL1980 July 28, 2019
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masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.
Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...
by Ben-Jammin'101 April 26, 2007
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a static lullaby

see heard it already

spoiled rock stars who think theyre making music. have they no shame????!! nice pants though.
at least glassjaw sounds fairly decent.
by no hay problema February 29, 2004
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statist

A new word in the healthcare debates that means to "make the insurance companies insure".
"I am glad Obamacare was approved by the Supreme Court."

"Oh, you are a STATIST".
by Chris0101 July 17, 2012
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stationhouse

Lets go back to the stationhouse, draw straws, one of you boys is blowin me!
by wesmantooth August 11, 2006
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battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"
Battle station guy is a fucking fun Nazi.
by anonimisty April 19, 2004
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Rape Station

Rape station is a place that is a good place to setup and wait for a victim to pass by. It's kind of like a bus station where if you wait long enough one will show up. A rape station could be a poorly lit tunnel, trail in a park, a tree you can easily and quickly jump down from, et al.
Dude, the city totally killed my rape station by installing a new street light in the middle of that tunnel.
by DB_85621 June 4, 2010
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