status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.

Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"

by urherlurr March 4, 2011

Statistisize

stuh-tis-ti-sahyz
verb

1. The process of making something a stat.

(see. Stat)

1. I found 7 white deer in a 3 mile radius. I might statistisize that, so the public knows!

by Ryan Bizzzle April 18, 2011

Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall

John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later

by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011

Status Bombing

Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.

Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"

You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"

Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"

by CiscoBr0z May 13, 2011

statusizing

Incessant facebook status updating daily, or in extreme cases hourly. Those who statusize use facebook as his or her own personal diary, documenting every waking thought down to the most mundane detail. The invention of Twitter was the single greatest moment in a statusizer's life.

My iphone just died. I guess I'm done statusizing for the day.... Uggghhh!"

by JMoneyThaIllest June 17, 2011

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011