Squeak Squeak

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

by PokerB August 27, 2012

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010

Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

tit squeeze

When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.

Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?

Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"

by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013

Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

by Bone July 22, 2004

squeaker

Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.



British, pan-regional, although rare.

That squeaker over there is doing my head in!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Squeaker

A dry snitcher. A person who unintentionally tells on someone. No malicious intent is involved in being a squeaker.

A snitch is a squealer. A dry snitch is a squeaker.

Person 1: "I accidentally squeaked what you told me last week to the teacher."
Person 2: "I told you not to tell anyone!"
Person 1: "Dude, I'm sorry, like I said I didn't mean to."

by BAYBEE82 December 11, 2010