Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

by JNS Memes May 30, 2018

Spaghetti

Everyone loves spaghetti

Lizzie: SPAGHETTI

by Potato_pealer August 31, 2018

Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.

- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.

by NotoriousN September 26, 2019

Spaghettios

A magic spell used by one Mr Nikocado, said to cool any spicy food down to a good temperature

ALL THESE PEOPLE- SPAGHETTIOS!

by Bill domeson August 24, 2021

Spaghettitties

When you eat spaghetti and spill it on yourself while naked, you get spaghettitties.

Linda had to leave the party early because she spilled spaghetti all over herself. She has the spaghettitties.

by cheesywheely May 19, 2022

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles March 1, 2019