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Smurf

Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'
Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"
by giovanniurbandictionaryuser45 November 5, 2023
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Smurfing

When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.
Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!
by Miss Tuckaaaaa May 23, 2016
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Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight
Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
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Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.
CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.
by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011
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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
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Smurf

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021
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