There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).
Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
by k1m0z April 11, 2014
Get the Shifted-face mug.A 12-year-old little fuck. Hobbies include pretending that she is better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to her dad.
My name is Parodoxial Shift, and I love pretending that I'm better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to my dad.
by PSSUXMYDIK October 5, 2009
Get the Parodoxial Shift mug.The process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect penis. Can also be used as a passive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and bitch fits from their female counterparts. (Mental stick shifting.) Those accused of dick shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
*While a drunk dirty skank is giving John Smith a hand job, she starts starring off into space...*
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
by Ju Ju Bee November 12, 2009
Get the Dick Shift mug.Abbreviation of "Broletariate Shift" or the means by which items / fashions / alcoholic beverages cease to be considered part of the main stream and are seen as caricatures of the frat-boy / Brosciety.
Leather sandals, polo shirts, and aviators have all suffered from a high degree of Brole shift, no longer wearable in tandem without instantly labeling the wearer as a Bro.
by Soniti1324 December 6, 2010
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Get the Red Shift mug.When you stop walking and talking to your date, and give him/her a moony look, and shift your weight into one hip - striking a sexy pose signifying that you want to kiss or just say, "now is the time for lovin' baby." Prevalent on first dates.
"How did your date go on Saturday?"
"Well, I figured that we might just be platonic or he might even be gay, but then he hit me with a look and shift, so I guess he's interested. Didn't kiss him though."
"Well, I figured that we might just be platonic or he might even be gay, but then he hit me with a look and shift, so I guess he's interested. Didn't kiss him though."
by Scruffyelegance October 4, 2006
Get the look and shift mug.The keys used to type an exclamation mark. Noobs often forget to hold down the shift button when being noobs so instead of "!", they simply type "1"
The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.
The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.
by MC1991 December 28, 2007
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