Simon

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.

" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"

by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017

Simone

Got at throw in that booty back

I wish I can clap like simone

by Jayhundo June 8, 2021

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020

Simon

Simon is the best person you can ever have in your life. He is kind, funny and the most beautiful guy I have ever seen. When he loses in LoL, he can be a lil bit violent and rude, but he is actually really lovely when you meet him in person. Please, if you meet him, take advantage of it, you will never find any other guy like him.

Sex with Simon is fire brooo

by Franceskah November 23, 2021

Simone Style

Shit in between two slices of bread making a shit sandwich

“Don’t want a sandwich”
“Yes what type?”
“Simone style”
“Heck yes”

by Liam Allison March 29, 2024

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020