croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy

Lets croc shock, I'm loaded

by FrendAmon May 30, 2017

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017

G-Shocker

An individual that loves to wear G-shocks and is called by his friends G-shocker.

What's up G-shocker- An individual that loves to wear G-shocks.

by Antkololo June 3, 2018

Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with less thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies of the country that one is visiting.

Dude, I had a thicc shock when I visited Brazil. I had no idea their were so many thickies.

by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018

Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.

by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018

Dude Shocker

One in the dink and one in the stink!

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...

by CatPenis69 March 8, 2019

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019