Dirty Segura

When she chokes you with your grandma's bath robe, while slapping you with a ping pong paddle until you finish.

She gave me a Dirty Segura.

by Cranegod May 13, 2025

MINUSclub sequel

The best impossible level from the hit video game geometry dash. Made with the blood sweat and tears of the legendary Septagon7.

it was january 2035.

Septagon7 sent letters to several ILL members, inviting them to his wine cellar. On the 22nd, everyone met at the place at about 5PM (Royal Tek sadly couldn't show up, because he was too busy trying to figure out taxes). Septa walked on a small wooden podium, stood in front of a projector screen, cracked his back, yelled "DAMN YOU SCOLIOSIS" into the air and welcomed everyone. Lights dimmed and Knali turned on the projector. "BEHOLD", said Septa, "MY MASTERPIECE" as a δBot showcase of the MINUSclub sequel started playing. It was truly an insane moment. For 15 minutes, we just sat there, expecting the level to end, but no, it kept going for quarter of an hour. It pushed the limits of new 2.7 features like no one has seen since it's release in 2032. When the showcase ended, everyone applauded as Vitesse popped open another bottle of wine

by we heard from him again December 14, 2025

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011

Anthony Alexis Segura Sanchez

An Ugly idiot. He is dumb, ugly, stupid ect. When will he get a life i swear.

Did you hear Anthony Alexis Segura Sanchez is the dumbest kid on earth

by Memester YT October 13, 2020

Anthony Alexis Segura Sanchez

He is an ugly asswhole with no life. No one likes his he needs a life. He is ugly, dumb, ect.

Anthony Alexis Segura Sanchez is so ugly

by Memester YT October 13, 2020

Network Access Security Token

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.

Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.

by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021