schutzstaffel

a thing that the SS yell in Wolfenstien 3D

SS: schutzstaffel! Me: F***

by Mr. llamaton November 9, 2022

Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.

"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"

by Carty September 12, 2006

shiny scooter

A slang term used by women, frequently in EMS, to describe their vagina.

I sat down and flashed him my shiny scooter

by firemedicjrod December 2, 2010

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

coot scooting

Messing around

Stop coot scooting around.

by Xia143 November 16, 2018

Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

by Post rosaries March 1, 2019

Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.

Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019