The Switch

This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"

"I pulled the switcharoo"

by Switcher February 24, 2009

Pink N Switch

When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.

You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!

by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024

switch-foot

when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.

"yo i just had mad switch-foot with that kid we went back and forth for the ill second"

by C-fitzizzle March 07, 2008

Light Switch

another word for a female’s vagina; a code word

“her light switch turns me on”

by cpfamily<3 October 21, 2021

Light switch

People called Natasha that like to date people
Called dec on and off repeatedly

Natasha likes people called dec aka Light switch

by Wndnfnrkeksmd October 22, 2023

Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022

Kill switch

A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!

"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023