Swine Twine

The length of ribbon, rope, wire, etc...that one uses in the act of Swine Tying.

I need about 15 feet of good Swine Twine to make sure that my slave is tied up very tightly!

by MZ CINNAMON July 16, 2008

swing hard

a kid who dresses like an asshole

ASS HOLES that swing hard
jingly clothes wearing ass holes

ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.

by claudia torres June 19, 2008

Swinerd

one who spends an inordinate amount of time reading and talking about Swine Flu, Mexico, and border security.

That Swinerd can't stop talking about surgical mask stocks.

Thus Always to (Swinerds)

by Man on a Raft April 30, 2009

Swine Flu

a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype

guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.

by Your Doctor. February 8, 2010

Swine Flu

A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.

"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"

by johndoeaa October 21, 2009

Swinedog

Swinedog are people that like to insult their friends, drink most anything alcoholic, play poker, hunt and fish, and enjoy the camaraderie, all while not taking themselves too seriously.

Dink-amoung-us is a swinedog who agrevates everyone at camp, defiles the Grand Pooh-bahs mug, then convniently turns into the camp shrink once he drives everyone insane.

by Camp Cook April 16, 2010

swingleberry

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.

by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013