A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

Creamy tropical surprise

When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip

Wow I can’t believe Eugene gave me a creamy tropical surprise

by Understand me June 16, 2020

The Freddy Fazbear Surprise

The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."

"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."

by xdNeva February 21, 2021

Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.

Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.

by MviaC October 21, 2011

Cherry Surprise

A female deliberately failing to tell a dude that she's on her period before he proceeds to go down on her.

"I was pissed off at him for that Strawberry Shortcake he gave me last week, so I gave him a Cherry Surprise."

by Rizzle213 January 2, 2007

surprise butt sex

When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!

Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?

Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick

Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!

by leslieann918 February 22, 2011

Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.

Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)

by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010