Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

icy squirrel

A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.

Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel

by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019