Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 04, 2020

fart squirrel

A skunk - See various memes

Did you see that fart squirrel over there in the bushes?!

by Biffosscott October 01, 2015

fart squirrel

A skunk.

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."

by notvelvet October 05, 2015

Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

by Mjkal February 27, 2016

Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut

Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl

by Cucknorris69 July 06, 2021

Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

b squirrel

a wang tang jang sang bang

the boi is a b squirrel

by Emma mapother January 18, 2018