soggy bread

i like cumbread.

it is i that looks forward to morning tea, where i can have a snack of cumbread and be the envy of my male associates at school.

by pennis August 19, 2003

soggy vernon

The act of jizzing in a girls mouth and then firmly placing your rectum over the females mouth and defecating in her mouth. The female then swallows a fat load of cum and feces.

John: "You get it on with your girl last night?"

Vernon: "Yeah bitch was all crazy and kinky and all that good shit. We fucking all over the place. Shit,then she got real kinky and asked me to do a soggy vernon."

John: "Did you kiss her after?"

Vernon: ".....Anyways..."

by pimpdonjuan April 12, 2008

Soggy Doggy

When you cum in a person's hair and they have to shake it out on whoever came on them

Out had to take a shower from doing the Soggy Doggy.

by Ross_14985 March 14, 2018

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your bitch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

by mcdinger May 17, 2014

Soggy

The essence of fucking lame and unpleasant. Much like soggy toast, to call something soggy indicates extreme displeasure.

1. That was some soggy shit that went down with Neal man, I wasn't expecting him to eat all my food.

by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016

soggy cabbage

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Soggy teabag

when someone gives one with a dick a blowjob whilst they piss in their mouth.

person 1: ugh, my new boyfriend has a thing for ‘soggy teabags’

person 2: DROP THAT CUNT

by gotchu ethne February 28, 2018