marmite Smurf

A black person

Did you see that marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023

Smurfed

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011

Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face

I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed

by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019

Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.

Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...

by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

Smurf

Woman's frontal wedgie

She has a Smurf in the front

by Smurfdaddy69420 July 1, 2022

Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022