The Rectangle

the Rectangle is the best vehicle in the world and can be driven at the great speed of .1 mile per hour. It lives in Wengen, Switzerland with its granny. This vehicle can drive at any angle, it can swim, jump, and fly. If the Rectangle chooses you, it will grant you up to 3 wishes.

I saw the Rectangle last week and it granted me a wish.

by vialeex December 29, 2017

sara rector

A bitch

Hey who’s that over ther?
Oh that’s just sara Rector the *bitch*

by Bell.B302 October 31, 2019

Autocad rectangle

My keyboard's word for "Autocorrect"

MarioKarter64: I love this fame!
MarioKarter64: Game* stupid Autocad rectangle!
MarioKarter64: Autocorrect*

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 December 5, 2021

Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.

by Dadbrador January 26, 2022

cerkt Rektar

yearbook

cerkt rektar is a good teacher

by TwoGirlsOneCup#bluewaffles February 9, 2022

Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023