jersey pull

A really filthy hand job.

Its not the one you want, but it's usually the one you get.

"Dude, i was with this chick last night, and i was trying to get a Mexican Handshake, but she game me a jersey pull.. can you believe that?!

by Brodie L January 30, 2008

fake pally

1.Exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies .
2.Pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it.
3.A response to something incredulous or stupid.

Welhamite 1: "Mr. Lahiri just got fired!"
Welhamite 2: "What? Fake pally!?"

Welhamite 1: "Tu kitna super awesome hai yar!"
Welhamite 2: "Zyada fake pally mat ban! Chutiya kahin ka..."

by Welhamite 3 August 22, 2011

Pollyanna

An internal optimist in the face of adversity (reality).

From the title character of the 1960 Disney movie starring a young Hayley Mills.

I lost my job, my girlfriend and someone stole my car. What the fuck do you mean I should cheer up, Pollyanna?

by Tarbash May 23, 2006

Pull a Hemingway

To become intoxicated before writing a paper in order to make the process more palatable.

Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to hemingway a paper"

College student #1: "Bro, I'm so not looking forward to writing that paper for my politics class"

College student #2: "I most definitely agree. I would advise you to pull a Hemingway on this one."

by benrh November 25, 2010

pulled a wirtual

it is when you fail a speedrun at the most critical time.

pulled a wirtual

by wirtual August 4, 2022

Polly

As a licensed peng ting, you can expect a Polly to be amazingly smart, endearingly charming and musically gifted.

Boys can’t help but swoon over a Polly due to her incredible personality and drop dead gorgeous fig.
Pollys are great friends and are not afraid to defend you and stand up to bullies because they know how it feels to be singled out.

Holly- ‘Wow, Polly is so popular with the boys!’
Meg- ‘Yeah, I wish I could be a Polly.’
Gracie- ‘I wish I could play piano like a Polly!!’

by PollyFan666 December 19, 2017

Pull a Palin

To avoid answering questions directly because you don't know the answer, or you don't want the person to talking to knowing the real answer, and talking about another subject you do know something about, or something to flatter or distract the other person, instead. Also resorting to speaking in talking points, folksy colloquialisms, or buzz words to avoid answering questions while trying to look like you know what you're talking about and to keep from having to give an honest or valid answer.

"I didn't do any research for my oral report on raising chickens so I pulled a Palin and started talking about how to make fried chicken."

"I knew that car salesman was full of crap when he pulled a Palin on every question I asked about the car. The last straw was when I asked him about gas mileage and he just said, 'Little lady, I can tell you all day about how few times you'll need to take this pony to the trough but we ought to close the barn door on it before some eagle eye rustles it up from ya. Why don't we just talk about it in the office while I get the papers ready' I ran as fast as I could.

"When I asked my boyfriend about the rumor he was doing gay porn, he pulled a Palin and mumbled something about my friends trying to pull a smear campaign."

"If he asks you what you were doing afternoon, pull a Palin and talk about your new car and how cute his kids are."

by Brett Burkhardt January 16, 2009