probabs

an easier way to say the tedious word, "probably"

Can you pick me up at 4:20?

Probabs.

by mabelene October 3, 2009

prober

A probation officer; referred to as such due to their interrogative nature, as well as their persistence in taking money and bodily fluids from individuals.

Shit, I forgot that I have to see my prober today! That bitch is gonna make me drop for sure.

by Kombaticus September 7, 2012

dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".

After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.

by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

your probably right

this is used when someone keeps going on and on about something you don't give a shit about so you say your probably right so they shut the hell up

i don't feel like putting an example.

YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT

by Igotnothing November 16, 2011

staring problem

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason

me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.

by short ass mf July 13, 2022

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004