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Penguin

Ancient Mountainian insult.
by MT. Emperor God Penguin September 1, 2003
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Penguin

the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"
by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003
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Penguin

A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
Flightless penguin, eats children and all small animals, like man-eating peigons
by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006
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frisky penguin

When your parter shoves snow up your anus, then cums in your ear. After, they shit down your throat, and stick their toe up your nose
Dude i love to frisky penguin obama.
by BLEPPY December 17, 2008
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Penguinium

The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.
The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog and this proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.
by Interplodation February 20, 2008
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Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
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