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Recovering Pick Up Artist 

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.
"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."
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Guitar Pick 

It doesn't matter how many you have, how many you want, or how many you need. You will always lose them.
Randy bought a set of 100 custom made guitar picks last week. He now has three.
Guitar Pick by cookieraider21 March 12, 2015

the pick of destiny 

A guitar pick made of green ivory or some shit that will allow the person wielding it to play hot licks way beyond his capabilities. It's actually made of Satan's tooth. Tenacious D broke it in half, but later severed Satan's horn to replace the pick as the bong of destiny.
'Cause it's the pick of Destiny, child, you know that we'll be rockin' 'cuz it's fuckin' insane...

gwick pick 

When you yank your hot dog until squeeb comes out of it.
Eric gwick picked in Mr. David's butt.
gwick pick by Shrimp Biscuit June 10, 2008

You pick the wrong house fool. 

You fucked up matey/You pick the wrong house fool.

Post-menstrual pick-me 

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”