Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

Phantom Period by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

Boy period 

After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed

ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck

ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why

ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass

Carson has left this conversation

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period

ebinpebis: a what

Boy period by ebinjuddu October 12, 2020

Textual Refractory Period 

The amount of time it takes someone to return a text message.

- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!

Textual Refractory Period by Justice Bird March 1, 2012

Second Hand Period 

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

Second Hand Period by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013

first period 

periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.

period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.

first period by lilly- mea February 6, 2008

Periodt / Period 

1.Used to emphasize a previously mentioned statement, regardless of who said it. Sometimes over used by some people.

2."In general", "nothing specific". You use it as an actual grammatical period but in speech.

3. Menstrual Cycle

4. You say this when someone is trying to make you talk more than you think you should by remaining silent.

Periodt is pronounced like: Piri it

1- person 1: -Nate is such a player. I don't wanna have to deal with that kinda shit no more. Fuck Nate, periodt.
person 2: -ain't got nothing left to say. Periodt.
Person 1: -Periodt.

2-person 1: -what is your favorite movie?
person 2: -like, my favorite kind of movie?
person 1: -nah, like, your favorite movie, period.
Person 2: -oh. The Incredibles.

3- person 1: shit dude! I just got my period!
person 2: need a tampon?

4- person 1: so, how was your date last night?
person 2 (doesn't want to talk about it): oh, y'know, it was fun...
person 1: ... ...
person 2: ...Period.

Periodt / Period

Periodt / Period by Knowledge Incarnate January 15, 2020

cooldown period 

The period of time spanning a man's last orgasm, and the time when he will next be able to perform.

Guy 1: God the worst thing happened. I was coming out of the bathroom, when I saw Sheila half naked on the bed.
Guy 2: How is that bad?

Guy 1: I was still in my cooldown period!

cooldown period by G-Mizzle December 9, 2006