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Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.
Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024
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Making Pasta

If you want a good arm workout and something tasty after making pasta is a good place to start -DH
by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024
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Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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67 pasta

A simple, repeatable pasta dish prepared daily, valued for its reliability, comfort and ease.
Ayaan eats 67 pasta for dinner everyday
by 67 pasta January 23, 2026
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Toowoomba Pasta

When your pubes itch because they are dry and full of dandruff flakes...
That guy keeps scratching his crotch, he must have a bad case of Toowoomba Pasta down under...
by jims gooning August 1, 2025
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passed out pasta

When your so drunk on a night out you pass out and yourhead fulls into a seventeen year olds lap.
Wow bro I’m so drunk I just passed out pasta
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ryan fucking parsae

ryan, ryan, ryan... O RYAN YOU SCREWED UP AGAAAAAINNNN. This person is very obsessed with garlic bread and will steal it the instant he sees it, making him a bully. ahem not. this person also cusses at people almost every second on discord and earrapes every person who mentions garlic bread. and you can probably tell by now that he is obese on garlic bread.... o ryan... you did it again... poor private ryan
ryan fucking parsae stole my damn garlic bread again.. o well
by sogasoidglsd October 8, 2018
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