Shane: check out this haze i just bought!!!
Mike: Wow asshole, you just got hustled, thats not weed its poop haze
Mike: Wow asshole, you just got hustled, thats not weed its poop haze
by Gabe Jow January 6, 2008
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1. the tip on a pile of poop
2. opposite of the icing on a cake, poop-nipple describes exacerbation on top of an already shitty situation. It is similar to the salt in "rubbing salt on the wound" and the kick in "kick them while they are down".
3. an unsympathetic person.
1. the tip on a pile of poop
2. opposite of the icing on a cake, poop-nipple describes exacerbation on top of an already shitty situation. It is similar to the salt in "rubbing salt on the wound" and the kick in "kick them while they are down".
3. an unsympathetic person.
1. The google poop emoticon, ~@~, has a poop-nipple on top.
2. the break-up is the poop-nipple of an already terrible week.
3. that jerk is being a poop-nipple.
2. the break-up is the poop-nipple of an already terrible week.
3. that jerk is being a poop-nipple.
by The Shindig December 6, 2011
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Get the Poop Docking mug.n. A massive error on one's part, usually involving a last second decision that drastically alters the situation.
by The Jrab December 28, 2005
Get the a poops mcgee mug.When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
by Habu May 2, 2008
Get the Jesus Poop mug.That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
by AEON KrYpToNiTe May 9, 2015
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