porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018

Pooter Plug

What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.

HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!

by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018

Polverino

Someone who is overly proud of being Italian although his only relation to Italy is eating knock off pasta from Olive Garden. Knows the entire NY Rangers line up but cant even skate. Pretty good golfer, but thinks hes better than he is. Favorite class is geometry, some may view his head as a cube like figure. Likes to dress like a 90 year old woman.

Oh shit Polverino is coming, walk away quick.

I can't find anywhere to put my drink. Oh wait there's Polverino,"bend over for a sec!"

Kid 1 "Who is 36 on the Rangers

Poverino: *names birthday, wife and kids

by Will will will will May 28, 2018

Pooter

A tiny turd

l been constipated for days. All I do is drop an occasional pooter or two.

by 'Nati Sr May 31, 2018

porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018