Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

Ben Catch-a-pole

A lanky farting bag of bones that think he's all it

'God you're an arrogant twat, you're such a Ben catch-a-pole'

by Yeahcool May 7, 2018

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

by chris markham May 23, 2007

Telephone pole teeth

Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.

She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !

by samgolfing December 15, 2011

I'm just a pole

Phrase used by submissive tops in gay sex. It means that despite being the active/top they take the passive role while the bottom dominates them.

- Are you a dom top?
- No, I'm just a pole, sir...

by Hinhin April 16, 2022