Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

phil

hottest man on earth

girl 1: i want phil to rail me
girl 2: same.

by definitelynotstraight January 19, 2021

Phil Bruno

Is very nice to his girlfriends.

What a Phil Bruno! Making everyone happy.

by throwaway_9088 January 28, 2022

Phil

The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.

Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist

by Jarcp November 20, 2020

Phil Collins

A drummer who is superior to Neil peart in every way. His drumming in Genesis and Brand X far surpasses that of Neil in rush. Phil is basically god at this point, and will never be beaten, except by John Bonham, but even he admits that.

“Phil Collins is better than Neil peart”
“Yes he is”

by Telegraph_road December 28, 2024

phil

the type of guy who wears a Hawaiian shirt, is pocket sized, and he hates pickles (and he is probably a homosexual)

man that guy looks kinda fruity. he must be a phil

by chongyunspopsicle March 19, 2022

Phil

Phil, our lord and saviour. He is the one who can beat goku with one hit. My mans is stronger then ur mom and is stealing yo mf greezy ass gorl

Phil: Phil will beat goku

by Papilordgorl January 16, 2021