The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.

I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!

by [Fake ass name] November 25, 2013

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Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

by W0lfen April 4, 2021

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period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014

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inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.

Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.

by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017

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Gamer Period

Once every month when a gamer is playing a video game and nothing goes right for them so suddenly through out the day they get ticked off by everything.

Eric: WHO THE FUCK PLACED THAT CHAIR THERE!?!? FIRST I LOST 5 MATCHES IN A ROW AND NOW I SPILLED MY RED BULL!

Chris: I better not mess with Eric, he’s on his Gamer Period

by anal_febreze69 July 3, 2019

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