old people having sex!!
that have rust dicks and rusty pussy's that are dried up
and with spider weds in there beeps!!
that have rust dicks and rusty pussy's that are dried up
and with spider weds in there beeps!!
(bed)bum bum
(kid) grandmama what you do in?
(grandmama)ouch, you put it in the wroge way!!
(grandmama's hurt !!!!
oldes
(kid) grandmama what you do in?
(grandmama)ouch, you put it in the wroge way!!
(grandmama's hurt !!!!
oldes
by lab871 December 14, 2010
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Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
by Moist Mary July 30, 2004
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Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'
No, I FUCKING haven't!
'goes back to kicking wall'
Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'
No, I FUCKING haven't!
'goes back to kicking wall'
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