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netflix and love

A substitute of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching a movie in the background and fucking the brains out of the other participant, netflix and love ambiently plays a pop culture film to distract the two viewers from their inescapable loneliness. It adds normalcy to their weighted plight to reach another soul as they gaze into another’s eyes. Assigning every aspect of people they love to the otherwise stranger in front of them, a true intimate moment is reached by both parties.

A result of loneliness and the willingness to love without reason
Mentally ill lover mindset: I’m destined to be alone. I want to feel held tonight. I’m going on tinder to find some Netflix and love
by Vagabondidiot November 12, 2022
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Netflix and Chill

When you haven’t had sex in weeks and that one innocent guy wants to see you.
Alexis wanted to Netflix and Chill😂
by Lmm1208 November 14, 2022
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Netflixed

The complete ruination of a beloved IP through the use of race and/or gender swapping, inappropriate star casting, or ignorance of the source material.
Have you seen the new Deathnote? It was totally Netflixed!
by Evilone1/2thefun November 25, 2022
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Netflix

Just use anything else than Netflix. I mean look at Tall Girl.
I fucking hate Netflix. Its too overrated.
by JayYayIdiot January 26, 2023
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Netflix Hell

Netflix hell is when a successful show blows up in popularity, but Netflix refuses to renew the show for another season, and blocks the show from leaving the platform.

Examples of shows Netflix cancelled:

Daredevil, Punisher, inside job

As a series was preparing for another season Netflix has been quoted saying “We are tremendously proud of the show’s last and final season and although it’s painful for the fans, we feel it best to close this chapter on a high note" Abruptly deciding that they know best. that the prior season is now the last. Cutting funding to everyone involved and abruptly ending the show.
I hate that Inside job is in Netflix Hell. The team wants to continue working on it, but Netflix suddenly decided it has ended.
by ImPsyda February 16, 2023
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netflixtortion

Slang term for subliminal coercion by extortion/ bribery tactics where the subscription and or access to netflix is the subject matter..
Netflixtortion alert ! Mum said if I we don't clean my room she will cut us off

This girls like a master at netflixtortion constantly puting hints about getting netflix ... secret notes in my sandwiches ..under my pillow
by Mastertech wordslurer January 18, 2023
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Netflix’d

When a big business discontinues a successful brand for no good reason thus creating dysfunction and loss of income. Akin to shooting your self in the foot.
I couldn’t believe the Warner Bros / DC just scrapped Black Adam 2 AND Henry Cavill as Superman! They totally Netflix’d their best assets in their catalogue.
by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023
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