by Stingy Guts March 14, 2024
Get the diet bussymug. Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.
"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.
"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"
by xxx_lexi August 20, 2007
Get the diet rockstarsmug. by DIETDIETDEIT July 9, 2022
Get the DIET EPIC NGLmug. by McKennaGracel0ver July 6, 2024
Get the Cum Only Dietmug. When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021
Get the diet coke (cock)mug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.
Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2024
Get the Dietmug.