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Needgro (noun): A person who needs time, attention, and/or material things up to the point that it causes unhealthy drainage to the giver, causing that person to go into retirement as it pertains to helping that particular person.
My best friend almost emptied her bank account trying to be a good friend to a needgro.
by nolabels January 8, 2013
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“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System

Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.

Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.

Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.

WARNINGS:

1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.

2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.

STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.

(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)

TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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We Need To Talk

A nice way for a woman to say," Let's talk later so I can dump your sorry ass."
Um Boi, we need to talk.
by KLC_04 April 2, 2017
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I need this

the sentence you say when you just need to have it. and probably never get it because we all suck! :D
Kid: I NEED THIS MOM
Mom: no you can get it later
Kid: NOOOOOOOO!! I NEED IT NOW IN MY LIFE MOM!!
by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 12, 2018
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911-NEEDPOOP!

Servings: 3

Recipe for brain boosting poop:

1. Go to the toilet and put a large bowl right under your ass.
2. Get some pee and poop in the bowl and mix it with a spoon. (It should be rainbow colors)
3. Add a tablespoon of water and sugar.
4. Refrigerate for 20 minutes
5. All set! Serve with wter if too salty! (urine+poop is salty!!)
911-NEEDPOOP! is a great and easy to make food that takes almost no effort! It is very nutritious!
by madzeeys October 20, 2020
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In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.
It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.
by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022
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you need medical attention?

If a furry asks you this, and say yes, you agree to a blowjob, rough anal sex session or a ride session
example seen below
"You need medical attention?" - Furry
"Yea im Bleeding" - Soldier
-- NEXT FRAMES WERE TOO GRAPHIC TO EXPLAIN --
by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022
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