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Spicy noodle

To give a blow job after eating spicy food.
Karah gave me a spicy noodle after eating some hot sauce. It was the best!
by Unclebadtouch89 September 24, 2018
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Cup-O-Noob

Those instant noodles you eat when nobody makes food especially because it only takes two minutes and its great taste
Man! nobody made any fucking food so I had to resort to Cup-O-Noob to survive
by LasPlagas December 2, 2009
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It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.
we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!
by boomtown305 September 1, 2010
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Noob

Possibly the most commonly used (and the most irritating) thing to say on the internet that is not a meme.

1;A derogatory word used to express dominance over the chosen target (generally by status).

2; Another way to spell newb, as in newbie, which is not commonly used in an offensive sense or manor.
1;
New user: Hey guys, I'm kinda new here.
Obviously far more elite user: Stfu n00b.

2;
New user: Yeah I'm kind of a noob.
Kind user whose brain isn't rotting: It's cool bro.
by Chul June 17, 2010
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Noob Roy

A Noob Roy is someone who is lame as fuck. Noob Roys are often lonely and too scared to try new things.
Example 1:

- Ay bro, wanna come over and smoke some weed?
- Nah man, weed is bad.
- Dude, fuck that. Don't be a Noob Roy!

Example 2:

- Man, we just have to go to that party Sarah talked about!
- I don't know, dude...
- Come on! You fucking Noob Roy.
by aFuckinGenius October 30, 2012
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ramen noodles

half of a twenty cent meal here in America that I like to call "kool-aid and ramen noodles."
All summer long while my parents forgot I existed, I had 3 square meals of Kool-aid and Ramen noodles.
by miss.emma September 6, 2005
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Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 1, 2010
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