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ass mustard

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.
Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
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V6 mustang

The cheaper version of the stang that ever since 2011 has boasted 306 hp and a 0-60 time of 5.1 seconds (faster than a bmw 335i or a nissan 350z).
Kid #1: Dude my honda civic si is sooooo much better than your mustang.

Kid #2: Really? cuz my V6 mustang gets over 100 more horsepower and that civic is torqueless.

Kid #1: Well, um, the v6 is a woman's car.

Kid #2: You drive a civic.

Kid #1: (Proceeds to drive away in his civic)
by zach de la roacha November 30, 2011
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Hitler Mustache

One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.

The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.
To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.

Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
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walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...
holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!
by Behnaz February 28, 2008
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standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.
For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.
by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006
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sex mustard

the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.
by meleah June 7, 2004
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Musty

What your mama didn't raise you to be.
"Shaniqua! I didn't raise you to be musty!"

"Git outta here wit yo musty ass!"
by FartingEagle19 January 5, 2016
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