madyaker

Madyaker is a kayaking brand from the Uk that started in the late 1990s in Chorley Lancashire by Gaz Madyaker (Gareth Patterson) The word was made up from the mixture of Mad and the Yaker from Kayaker. Meaning Mad Kayaker. Madyaker started with paddles and helmets and then went on to do clothing after the British rafting team asked them to sponsor them. Madyaker famously produced the Shag Stick paddle which was the most wakiest shaped design with its butt grove which prevented flutter. Also Madyaker paddles where the first to make 45 degree angles standard on all there paddles and encouraged shorter lengths for freestyle compared to what had been used since the age of Kayaking. They Sponsored GB and Irish Tarms and individuals at World Championships.

Madyaker meaning Mad Kayaker

by GazMadyaker October 25, 2017

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.

After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.

by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

muddypit

WHEN A GIRL MAKES A VERY MUDDI

Madison:Can I make you very MUDDI
KENNY:Yes my pleasure

Madison:DO YOU LIKE MUDDYPIT

by ILIKEMUDDYGIRLS November 24, 2017

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc April 22, 2018

Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018