Master Nap

When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

Invented by Jeremy from Boise.

"Dude, you look well rested."

"Ya, bro, that's because I took a master nap after school today!"

by MasterNapper September 7, 2011

Whore Master

A form of a Pimp or another type of low-life predator that manipulates persons for personal gain.

That Whore Master was creep'n around here last night lookin' for free weed.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

Master Chief

A pretty cool guy who kills aleins.

Master Chief wants YOU to enlist in the UNSC!

by Ecksbawks September 19, 2009

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019

Weave Master

One who masters weave.

Britnee: "Pshhh, I'm the Weave Master."
Krystal: "Nigga you a lie,

I AM THE WEAVE MASTER." F yo couch Nigga.

Miranda: "Imma buy you dat car."

by Krystal:D June 4, 2010