Minnesota

in Canada

i live living in Minnesota*cough cough* CANADA

by pploverlol April 7, 2022

Minnehoeta

Minnehoeta - A reference to a girl you dated from Minnesota that was an absolute hoe.

Hey Carl, how’s your girlfriend? Oh you mean Minnehoeta? We broke up, she was a total hoe.

by BadRussian May 3, 2022

Mintee

Minteeing is replying to a discord message without pinging them.

Why would you Mintee me!? I couldn't reply in time!!

by yaboiAA May 6, 2022

Minnesota

The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.

Mom: How was Vacation?
John:I hated Minnesota.

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

Mintee

When you are very unlocked, or zoned out. Either or, its a sign to get focused.

John says,” C’mon bro, you gotta lock in.”

Chris says,” Sorry bro, I’m mintee right now”

by Expensivecow283 May 12, 2022

minniewawa

A place everyone wants to live in

“There’s a lake minniewawa…oh it’s in Minnesota what the fuuuuck”

by Minniewawa June 11, 2022

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022