Definitions by myskin1issoBlack

Minnesota Bacon 

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

Minnesota Bacon by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Manhattan Hashbrown 

When a man/woman fills each of their internal organs to maximum capacity with a combination of shit, pickled umbilical cords, needles found on the streets of San Francisco, and roadkill.

Me and my buddies witnessed the most beautiful Manhattan Hashbrown during the game.

Manhattan Hashbrown by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

JungleJizzJam 

A jam or jelly containing the steaming semen of every jungle animal.

Annabelle is scouring the jungle for a jar of JungleJizzJam

JungleJizzJam by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022

Booty Bagel 

A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.

Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.

Booty Bagel by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022

Asshogging 

The divine process of gluing any pork product to the rim of the rectum/Stuffing a pelt of hog hide into the ass, patterning the anal cavity to replicate that of a wild boar.

After the successful hunt, Todd and Roger began asshogging.

Asshogging by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022

SHZOMtastic 

A person, place, thing, or idea of utter perfection.

This Wafflestomping session was SHZOMtastic!

SHZOMtastic by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022